Class Clown Hamburgers
Open nowBurgers, Bar, Natural Wine · $ · Calgary
Calgary's best hamburger hideaway, Class Clown Hamburgers serves fresh, house ground burgers, bar snacks, natural wine, slushie drinks and good times.
TASTY FOOD MENU
From the restaurant's PDF menuHamburgers
- DONALD McRONALD12.25
2 patties, 2 american cheese, ketchup, mustard, raw onion & pickles, on a squishy buttered bun
- CALIFORNIA CLASSIC13.50
2 mustard grilled patties, 2 american cheese, trillion island sauce, pickles, shredduce, tomato, grilled onion, on a squishy buttered bun
- WINNIPEG FAT BOY12.75
1 patty, cheddar cheese, coney sauce (semi-sweet meat chili), mustard, mayo, pickles, shredduce, tomato, & raw onion, on a squishy buttered bun
- SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE’S BARBECUIN’14.00
2 patties, 2 cheddar, house jalapeños, grilled onion, bacon & BBQ sauce, on a squishy buttered bun
- CONEY ISLAND COWBOY14.75
1 patty, cheddar, coney sauce, butterflied Nathan's hotdog, house jalapeños, mustard, mayo, shredduce, tomato & onion, on a squishy buttered bun
- NASHVILLE HOT COD13.75
Crispy battered cod, house hot spice mix, american cheese, tartar sauce, house jalapenos, pickled onion & vinegar slaw, on a squishy buttered bun
- PHILA. O’FISH13.25
Crispy battered cod, american cheese, tartar sauce & pickles, on a squishy buttered bun
- CHICKEN ROYALE15.95
Crispy fried chicken, shaved honey ham, pickles, cheese sauce, smashed hawkins cheezies & mayo, on a squishy buttered bun
- SZECHUWANNABEHOT CHICKEN13.75
Crispy fried chicken, tossed in tongue-numbing mala spice mix, vinegar slaw, house jalapeños, pickled onion & chili crisp mayo on a squishy buttered bun *NEW* Now available regular hot or fkd up hot!!!
- VEGGIE [NAME PENDING]12.75
Crispy lentil + split pea patty, shredduce, tomato, pickles, raw onion & creamy vegan burger sauce, on a squishy buttered bun (vegan bun available!)
vegan - FRIES5.75
- CONEY FRIES10.0
- SUPER FRIES10.0
- SUPER DUPER FRIES11.0
Snacks
- BACON2.5
- PICKLES1.5
- HOUSE JALAPENOS1.5
- CHEDDAR CHEESE2.0
- AMERICAN CHEESE2.0
- VEGAN CHEESE2.5vegan
- EXTRA PATTY4.0
- GLUTEN FREE BUN2.75gluten-free
- TATER TOTS!7.50
- HOT! HOT! HOT! FRIES11.0
Crinkle cut fries tossed in Nashville spice, valentina hot sauce, cheese sauce, pickled jalapeño & flamin’ hot cheetos!!
- CONEY FRIES (detail)
Crinkle cut fries, coney sauce, smashed Hawkins cheezies, chive
- SUPER FRIES (detail)
Crinkle cut fries, house cheese sauce, smashed Hawkins cheezies, chives add chopped chilis + 1.25
- SUPER DUPER FRIES (detail)
Crinkle cut fries, house cheese sauce, Coney sauce, smashed Hawkins cheezies, chives
NICE DRINKS MENU
From the restaurant's PDF menuEASY
- Idle Hands, Ialian Pilsner | Annex Brewing5.2%
- Hellion, Lager | New Level Brewing4.5%
- Gluten Free Blonde | Helix Sans Gluten5.0%gluten-free
- Five of Diamonds, Pilsner | Blindman4.8%
HOPPY &/OR HAZY
- Gravitron, Hazy IPA | ‘88 Brewing6.5%
- Hello Sunshine! Pineapple IPA | Born Brewing + Cabin6.7%
DARK
- Blacksmith, Black Ale | Village Brewing5.4%
- Good Morning, Vietnamese Coffee Stout | ‘88 Brewing6.5%
WACKY
- Suco Tropicaila, Papaya Tangerine Sour | Annex5.0%
- I left my Wallet in El Segundo, Smoked Pinapple Sour | Est4.7
- Walking on Sunshine, Orange Wheat Ale | Est5.0%
- Jamrock, Blackberry Vanilla Sour | Est.5.6%
- Tallgrass Tango, Mango Wheat | Banded Peak4.3%
- Pineapple Portal, Pineapple Sour | New Level5%
Non-Alch / Sodas / N/A
- Non-AlchCOKE • DIET COKE • SPRITE •ICED TEA
- FANTA • GINGER ALE 3.00 + freefills3.00 + freefills
- N/A BEER Biere Sans Alcool, Blonde • Tropical Sour6.50
- Templ, Golden Lager 355ml4.50
- FIN SODA N/A Aperitivo Spritz5.00
- CABIN BREWING HOP WATER3.50
- COFFEE2.00
STUFF ON TAP
- FERNET BRANCA$7
1oz WE LOVE THIS STUFF OK???Great before a meal to open up your palate, great after a meal to soothe your lil’ tum-tum.
FEATURE / CRUSHABLE / TALL BOY
- Tall Boys8.50
- TALL BOY611UNDERBERG$6
30mlBitter by Nature™ These things are frickin’clovey and frickin’ cute (we got a custom truck, look on the shelf)
- CONFLUENCE + HIGH LINE Yerba Mate Vodka Drink$7.00 | 355ml
WINE BY GLASS / BOTTLE
- Pipeño | Agricola Luyt | Chile12/55
- Red “Rot” Blend | Beuer | Germany15/65
ROSÉ + COLD REDS
- Pinot Noir Rosé | Daydreamer | Okanagan12/55
- Zweigelt Rosé | Christina | Austria12/55
- Honeymoon | Pinard & Filles | Quebec *COLD RED*15/65
- Foch Nouveau | Pamplemousse Juice | Okanagan65
WHITE
- Aligoté | Claire Naudin | France12/65
- Muscat | Pepin | France15/65
- Jane Doe | Pinnard & Filles | Quebec60
ORANGE / SKIN CONTACT
- Pinot Gris | Craven | South Africa12/55
- Orange | Ami Ami | France *Fancy boxed wine!!!*12/--
- Gelber Muskateller | Christina | Austria15/65
- Weisser Mulatschak | Meinklang | Austria50
PÉT NAT (SPARKLING, FIZZY, BUBBLY)
- Lambrusco | Tomato Wheels | Italy ♥15/65
- Weeping Juan | Delinquente | Australia15/65
- Two Friends | Revel + Two Face | Ontario60
- Amaya | Delinquente | Australia65
BIG BOTTLES O’Cider
750 ML | LOW ABV | GOOD FOR SHARING OR SOLO :)
- Peas In A Pod | Apple, Grape, Black Currant Cider | Revel8 / 45
COCKTAILS / SHOTS (small listings)
- RYENAR$7 1oz
Alberta Premium + Cynar. Will it make your ears ring? probably!
- RYENAR (alternate listing?)(1oz)
- (2oz)
MISC / GIN & JUICE / NICE LIFE
- Bizzarro Bitter Spritz
- “Australiano” Delinquente R.T.D
- NICE LIFE GIN & JUICE
FEATURED FROM ESTABLISHMENT (small list)
- MY BEST FRIENDS GIRL • Kölsch • Establishment4.8%
- WHITE PEAKS • Hard Iced Tea •5.0%
- MISTADOBALINA• Hazy IPA • Annex + Est.3.5%
- PEACH DUOTANG • Peach Sour • ’88 Brewing5.0%
LOBBY LAGER / 355ml
ASK US ABOUT LOBBY LAGER! 355ml
- LOBBY LAGER$6.00
NEW! TEXMEX BY DEADLY BEVERAGE
- Lime Margarita$8.00 | 355ml
- Agave Seltzer$8.00 | 355ml